FOF #1568 – How to Get on RuPaul’s Drag Race

Apr 20, 2012 · 1985 views

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Right now, every drag queen you know, including our guest Teri Yaki, is asking you to vote for her to get on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. What a lot of them don’t know is that they are going about it all wrong.


  1. I agree with Teri, no one cares about your updates and what you are doing every second of the day. Seriously, no one is really that important. If your friends activities are so important to you then maybe you should schedule some quality time together instead of anonymously peering into each other’s lives without really strengthening your friendship. Some stuff, like vacations or major things in your life are cool to announce to the world but not the last time you went to the grocery store, gym or took a dump. Really? Who cares? What would motivate me to go to the gym is someone picking up the phone and asking me to join them.
    Next topic. Love the show!!! Teri Yaki is a riot! Good luck girl with making it to the Drag Race. You would definitely be a delight to watch.

  2. Teri Yaki says:

    Ha ha Yess..I knew I wasn’t the only one!!! Well said Marques! Thanks for listening everybody!!! I love love love coming on the show! The boys are so fun to play with…and just to clairify….I was arrested that many times in my youth for driving related stuff….my dad owned a body shop and I always had HOT cars and was totally getting into trouble for TRAFFIC stuff!! I wasn’t robbing old ladies or hooking or anything! Hee hee just to clear that up. Make sure and vote on Facebook, it could really help me out and with a fan base the size of the one Feast of Fun has….if everyone just voted once…I could totally get on the show!!! Thanks again and see ya at the gym….!

    Oh and thanks Fausto for picking some CRAZY ass pics of me to put on the link!! Eeek…back in my booger days!!!

  3. Shannon Nicole DeCapo says:

    Teri Yaki I love you. I have loved you since the Teri Yaki tragedy which is a high light of my youth. I was laughing so hard while you discussed your signature moves! I say f*&k polishing it up, be you, your fabulous it is what has kept you a fierce bitch in the spot light, and fans loving you and following you!! You had me rollin when talking about Lady Vera Parker! I love you ya nasty skank and I am voting for you every 24hours! That damn “idol” child is a Kesha want to be…so typical and you are an amazing all around performer, entertainer, and asset to the gay community and BAD ASS QUEEN! XO

  4. Diego says:

    This is better than the guy keeping a spreadsheet to track dates

  5. Xavi says:

    visualizing the W hotel valet story had me laughing by myself in public (love it when that happens). GREAT story!

    gym chirps and twats (what i call tweets): no one cares except for the writer. if it helps the writer with motivation then great, but we still don’t care.

  6. colaboy29 says:

    Teri Yaki, you are always hysterically funny. I always look forward to your visits because I know I’ll be laughing at…I mean WITH you the entire episode. 😉

    And Fausto, I would certainly buy one of those penis-shaped corn dogs from your booth.

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