FOF #1702 – Milk is Good for My Bone

Nov 27, 2012 · 1985 views

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A new craze is sweeping the internet: milking. A video featuring handsome British college men pouring bottles of milk on themselves is going viral, inspiring hundreds of people doing the same pointless thing. Pointless but also kinda hot.

With “milking” all the rage, comedian Brian Sweeney joins us to take a look at some ridiculous but sexy internet trends that have caught on over the years.


  1. I love the yin and yang of Fausto over analyzing milking and making it grandiose, while Brian Sweeney keeps it real. Milking is one of those things I just don’t get.

    I kind of saw Chad’s win coming. I am heartbroken on Raven’s behalf. She has been robbed twice now.
    I AGREE with Brian, Al and Chuck are sellouts. The whole thing is a mess. People don’t dress up in drag to watch drag performances? Simply not true. Even real women often dress up in drag for drag shows.
    I also agree that you guys are really significant when it comes to Drag Race. I listened briefly back in… 2007ish? I came back for Sharon Needles. I started paying because I had to hear what Phi Phi had to say. It seems almost like FoF is an extension of Logo. Why you aren’t invited to all Drag Race related events is beyond me. Much like Raven, your great work is never fully appreciated.

    Why do I write a fucking novel every time I talk about Drag Race?

    • Drag Race is important, because it’s helped mainstream gay culture in a huge way. Most LGBT folks want to be part of the greater whole, see themselves reflected everywhere and Drag Race does that for us. I’d love to see them tweak the show and make them interact with each other a bit more, like Big Brother. Right now it’s all “make something for the judges” and get elmininated, and although that’s fascinating to watch, the fun is when the girls interact with themselves.

      I thought the pairing off in All-Stars was a good idea at first, until I realized that the queens were going to be paired off all the way. Monotonous! Notice how much fun it was when it was Heathers vs Boogers, would be nice to see them have to actually work together in three groups. There’s a lot the show could do to mix it up. I’ll still be watching though. Detox iCunt and Alaska Thunderfuck are going to be awesome in the next season, they are totally top three material.

    • You don’t think Milking is hot? I’d like to stick him in my coffee.

  2. So Carnival’s President issued a letter, apologizing for the “miscommunication” and are now allowing passengers to dress up in drag or get a full refund. Hope the cruise is still fun despite all this intense conflict!

    • However they are throwing Al and Chuck Travel under the bus, saying the whole controversy was their fault:

      The group, “Drag Stars at Sea,” includes several performances by stars from Logo TV as part of a series of private events onboard. When the group was presented to us we were advised that only the performers would be dressed in drag during the private events. However, we are now aware that this was not clearly communicated to members of the group and therefore anyone who wishes to dress in drag may do so. Please keep in mind that our safety and security procedures require guests to present government-issued ID, and to be recognizably that person.

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