FOF #2263 – Take Our Christmas Quiz

Dec 9, 2015 · 1985 views

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As they said on the Simpsons, Christmas is the season where people from all religions come together to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas is like an air raid siren during the holiday season, no matter how hard you try, it’s hard to ignore.

Today, gay Jewish rapper Big Dipper joins us to take our insane Christmas quiz. Can you guess which oddball Christmas traditions are real or just really weird?


  1. colaboy29 says:

    My favorite part was when Big dipper was begging Fausto to stop rapping!

  2. Nathan says:

    I think Shkreli just likes buying things he can deny others; he loves exclusivity.

    There are active shooter situations where you are in an enclosed space and cannot run away. Hiding, then rushing the shooter while he is reloading, is the only viable option in that situation. You cannot run away from a classroom where the shooter is unloading rounds in the front of the classroom. You cannot run away from a theater where the shooter is unloading rounds in the front of the theater. You cannot run away in an airplane. Hiding behind cars isn’t as advantageous as running away in an open space. Bullets can travel through car doors or fenders and still have lethal velocity.

  3. Federico says:

    Here in Italy we have a nursery rhyme for la Befana that has been updated to a dirty adult version.
    Here it is:

    La Befana vien di notte
    come fanno le mignotte
    porta doni ai più piccini
    e ai più grandi fa pompini

    C’è un Re Magio nel Castello
    con un metro di pisello,
    la Befana sopra quello
    va gridando “Spingi bello”.

    La Befana comes at night
    like the whores do
    she brings gifts to the little ones
    and gives blow jobs to the big ones

    There’s a Wise Man in the castle
    with a meter-long cock,
    La Befana on top of it
    Screams “thrust it in!”


  4. J says:

    WuTang-Clang…I nearly drove off the road, Fausto.

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