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“Touchdown Jesus” Could Have Been “Naked PETA Jesus”

Touchdown Jesus, who may have actually been a Terminator sent from the future to destroy us, was recently lost in a fire on I-75 near Dayton, OH. It was a day that will live in […]

Posted in: News & Rumors, Topics 13 years ago 2

Jesus is a Flamer

The large Jesus statue iconic to Interstate 75 in Monroe was destroyed following an apparent lightning strike during a thunderstorm. Motorists were stopped along the highway and along Union Road in Monroe to watch the […]

Posted in: News & Rumors 13 years ago 4

FOF #1183 – One Night in Heaven

Tired of just having a one night stand with Jesus and he doesn’t call you back? Well, maybe it’s because you’re not listening. There’s no escaping God’s massive love, so get ready for the Best Church of God, the only church God goes to, ever.

Today, the hilarious sister Lindsay Goldapp and brother Scott Levy help us to find the true meaning of the Bible and boost our self-esteem with the knowledge that, thankfully, not everybody will go to heaven.

Posted in: Actors, Comedians, Live Music Sessions, Podcast 13 years ago 2

Follow Jesus and Follow His Death on Twitter

If you were feeling the holy spirit today, check out Jesus’ Twitter feed, where you can follow him until his possible death yesterday. Will virtual Jesus on Twitter be reborn?

Posted in: Culture & Style, Social Media 13 years ago 0

Madonna is a Grizzled Old Pop Star and Jesus Has a Shrivelled Dick

Disclaimer:  I love Madonna, I’m a fan, I respect her as a business woman and cultural provacatuer, I enjoy her music.  That said… OMG!  This photo of Madonna with her fresh out of the pool […]

Posted in: Images, News & Rumors 13 years ago 14

FOF #1063 – The Best Church of God Will Save Your Soul

Aemilia Scott and Mike Descoteaux from the Best Church of God play music from their show and reflect on the bizarre world of religion. Beyonce is set to perform in the Muslim city of Kuala Lumpur, will she be doing “Single Ladies” in a burqua?