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The honor of your presence is requested to witness the headbaord smashing, honeymoon sex of necrophiliac Isabella Marie Sawn and the very fertile, but dead, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. I have so many questions, like […]
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Robert Pattinson woos Reese Witherspoon in the new “Water for Elephants” trailer.
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David Duchovny recently said he would “go gay” for the stars of Twilight. But it’s not as hot as all that- he also includes boner killers like Woody Allen and Garry Shandling on his hit […]
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Robert Pattinson is on the cover of the tenth anniversary issue of Details magazine with his head nestled in between a woman’s legs. He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only […]
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They’re back. Last year’s most bloodless and sexless vampires have returned to the screen in part two of the Twilight franchise. By now you have to be living under a rock to not know about […]
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Let’s celebrate! It’s our Cinco De Mayo Show, a couple of days late, so really it’s our Siete de Mayo show. This celebration of Mexican Heritage and pride commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over […]