8 Reasons Why Chicago Hipsters Should Own Guns
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The Supreme Court recently ruled that Chicago’s gun ordinances are unconstitutional. Now anyone and everyone can own a gun. Even hipsters! Here’s 8 reasons why our mustachioed friends should arm themselves.
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