Bought Myself a Fancy Present, Darlins

Dec 28, 2010 · 1985 views

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Hi there, darlins. Had to share somethin’ that just happened to me. Over Christmas (which, by the way, NO ONE thanked me for my thoughtful gifts!) I decided to buy myself a new slav… um… […]


  1. I sent you a thank you card, but it must have gotten lost under that pile of fan mail you get every day. Honestly, hire yourself a P.A. or get the Stardust to get some of those interns to sort through all the mail.

  2. Andy says:

    Thanks for sharing your fabulous life with us.

  3. Andy says:

    How about her tits? Does she like to show them off?

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