Madonna is a Grizzled Old Pop Star and Jesus Has a Shrivelled Dick

Jan 22, 2010 · 1985 views

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Disclaimer:  I love Madonna, I’m a fan, I respect her as a business woman and cultural provacatuer, I enjoy her music.  That said… OMG!  This photo of Madonna with her fresh out of the pool […]


  1. It’s all that Pilates, her vag muscles have grown so big she can only handle little willies.

  2. Avatar Blueboi says:

    What the hells wrong with her neck?

  3. Who wouldn’t want to have a baby with him, even if he has a shriveled up wang?

  4. Avatar Heath says:

    Okay, I think she’s taken the Kabbalah thing a bit too far cause she looks like a 65-year-old Jewish grandmother in this picture.

  5. Avatar Andy says:

    Who take the picture of her? I assume it is fake.
    But she still looks good for her age.

  6. Ahhh, but she has all her money to console her.

  7. Avatar carrma says:

    Wasn’t sure if I should go with “some are show-ers and some are growers…” or “HE HAS(n’t) RISEN” so i offer you them both.

  8. Avatar MoocherX says:

    justl ike Bekham, if you’ve got a body like that, you can get away with being a grower not a show-er.

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