Elton John: “Jesus was a Compassionate, Super-Intelligent Gay Man”

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1. Marc Felion says:

   February 19, 2010 at 1:10 pm

   Here’s some of the reaction from conservatives:

   Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League – a US Catholic civil rights organisation which says it aims to defend Catholicism – said John was not in a position to pass comment.

   “Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say he was ‘super-intelligent’ is to compare the son of God to a successful game-show contestant,” Donohue said.

   “More seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label him a sexual deviant. But what else would we expect from a man who previously said, ‘From my point of view, I would ban religion completely.'”

   Stephen Green, director of right-wing US Christian group Christian Voice, dismissed the claim as “rubbish”.

   “The Bible says Jesus was without sin and that rules out homosexuality,” he said. “This is a desperate cry for attention.”

   In Britain, the response was somewhat more moderate. A spokesman for the Church of England told the BBC: “Sir Elton’s reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians. But insights into aspects of the historic person of Jesus are perhaps best left to the academics.”

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2. Andy says:

   February 19, 2010 at 11:55 pm

   Of Course Jesus was gay, running around with 12 men in the middle of nowhere.

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3. Marcin Bartnicki says:

   February 20, 2010 at 5:24 am

   Word. Mary Magdalene was the very stereotype of a fag hag.

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4. Fausto Fernós says:

   February 21, 2010 at 6:28 am

   Most religious figures are gay. Find me one “god” that isn’t a little bit gay.

   Zeus? Gay. Most greek and roman gods were so gay, that when they had sex with women it was a big deal.

   Budda? Gay belly lover, founder of the modern bear movement.

   The profet Mohammed was on “fire” literally and could never be depicted in art.
   http://archief.retecool.com/mirrordir/Mohammed%20Image%20Archive.htm

   Tom Cruise is all wet for L Ron Hubbard,

   Shiva is supposed to be a dude, but he looks pretty tranny to me. Most of the world religions worship some gay looking dude.

   You can’t be a homo hater and get on your knees for some deity that looks like a drag queen from Burning Man.

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5. Fausto Fernós says:

   February 21, 2010 at 6:29 am

   Here is a statue of David- not safe for work, but safe for most Christians and Jews!

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6. Blueboi says:

   February 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm

   Lol. Almost sounded like Bill Donohue was saying Jesus wasn’t that smart.

   Do we really want to call L Ron Hubbard gay? Wasn’t he a pedophile? Or has South Park deceived me?

   Isn’t everyone in the bible a sexual deviant? With all that incest and all.

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   • Heath says:

     February 22, 2010 at 8:59 am

     Well, Donohue believes that man was created in God’s image… and seeing as how he’s dumber than a bag of hammers, it’s fairly easy to believe that he’d be threatened by a “super-intelligent” Jesus who would more than likely look at him and say… “What the fuck are you doing, man? I never said any of this shit you’re going on about. Peace, love, happiness… that’s my bag, baby.”

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