My First Blog Entry – Merry Christmas, Darlin’
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Hey there, darlins. I was sittin’ here at my diamond studded iMac (they only made ONE for me!) lookin’ at pictures of myself. Lookin’ at pictures of me makes me think of all the people […]
‘More dangerous than dancin’ in “Spiderman.”’ <– LMAO!
Oh we had a lovely time at Spago with Cristal, and the champagne kept on flowing! This truly is holy water, I’m now a devout Cristian.
Nick Adams is crying now because you didn’t get him anything. I told him, you have a smokin bod, what else do you want for Christmas? A new thong?
He put out a Chrismtas song and didn’t tell me about it. Serves him right.