VIDEO: Cutie Patootie, Slowed Down
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Kiddie pageant sweetheart Little Eden went on the View clone TV show “The Talk” to sing “Cutie Patootie” and the hosts weren’t having it. Somebody decided to slow the whole thing down, not to better […]
Slowing it down almost makes her sound like Cher!
Or some demented drunk lady.
…or Cher circa ‘Mermaids’! ;P
She reminds me of DeAundra Peek
Good Lord, what a blast from the past. One wonders what’s in the water in Atlanta.
This song is AWESOME with that voice. It’s like I’m listening to her future, 42 year old, jaded, jilted, over-weight voice coming from the body she had at the peak of her life. LOL I’m saving this to my ipod.
What a horrible performance….
I am teeeeeellllin’ you. THIS is my favorite post on this blog. I think I’ve come here to watch it 20 times now. LOL I am DYING to know what is going through Sharon’s mind. LOL Also, I cannot help but laugh when she says the last word, “SnnnGuggle”!? WTF is that? LOL (*I’m sure she’s an adorable little girl to people who like kids, but I’m setting that aside. )
***New way to watch it: Close your eyes (I guess that wouldn’t really be watching it then.) and pretend you haven’t seen it before. Then, play it, and let your imagination describe for you the creature from which that voice is emanating. Maybe start trippin’, then watch it. LOL***
I can’t get it out of my head, either! 😀 I want to hear remixes! I thought for a sec that it synced up with Tone Loc’s “Wild Thing”, but it’s not really working out in YouTube Doubler.
When I close my eyes I picture that mad clown-looking lady Mimi from The Drew Carey Show. Her voice was kinda low and loopy-sounding like this.
I picture this lady slowly chewing on a donut (it just sounds like the slurring and spitting are due to a full mouth) and jammin’ hard ’cause she is all that an a bag of chips!! (Do the kids still use that expression?)
**Pic of lady: http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/dimples-705575.gif
sod the slow-down creeptasticness, the kid’s *face* is funky enough to keep the old REM train at a standstill.
Also, I scoured YouTube to find the regular-speed version of this. YouTube comments are positively something to avoid at all costs, however pasted beneath the InfoMania ‘decoded lyrics’ video, someone wrote,
“This is why the rest of the world hates America. This sh*t right here.”
…it took a lot of polishing.