About Sweetheart Rebel
I am a rocket scientist at NASA where I supervise top secret government space projects. I am also a professor of economics and a fellow at Harvard where I’m head departments of Biology, Geology, Anthropology, Apology and all the other departments that end with ology. I speak fluent Sarcasm and I’m in the process of learning English.
I am on the boards of directors of multiple multinational companies. In my spare time, I advise world leaders such as George W. Bush and Tony Blair on world affairs and foreign policy. Well that is what my mom thinks!
In reality, I work for a plasma television manufacturer as a plasma donor. Prior to that, I worked at a sperm bank as a sperm donor. I was subsequently terminated after numerous complaints from costumers about the low quality of the sperm. Many of the infants were returned for a refund…
I enjoy long walks in industrial parks, dinners at shady, lonely, possibly disease-infested restaurants and laying in bed basking in the Lord’s ambiance. I’m usually painting up a storm or sketching up a calm day but the only REAL thrills I get in life are out of scratchers…
Now, enough of my sick twisted humor…
I would hate for you to go through another wall of text after having to read my fake intro…so i’ll keep it short…
The name’s Ismael but you can call me Ish…
Comments
haha finally someone who feels the same way about Bryan boys fashion sense! thank you Sal-E i love you! ugh i think bryan boy would get on... » More
yay starting the new year with yet another great show! happy new year guys! and like sal-e said, the gay bloggies was a joke…we all know you... » More
damn it! this show made me wanna find a cute korean guy!!! question: what happened with the gaybloggies? or is there something i missed? » More
awww well i understand that things do happen but thank you for letting us know. i also agree with you on not making an announcement about... » More
yay for Sal-E! love it when you 3 do shows…what ever happened to Miss Ronnie! i want her back on the show =D » More