Baltimore Gay Pride is the Sexiest
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The city benches at almost every bus stop in Baltimore proclaim, “Baltimore, the Most Beautiful City in the World.” Did the city planners forget about Paris, Rome, San Francisco or nearly every other major city […]
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Baltimore is wild, all day everyday. I go to school near the city and lemme tell you, it’s always an adventure going there.
Straight man wins High Heel race, only in Charm City, Hon.
If you go, you need to check out HonFest in Baltimore: “The higher the hair, the closer to God.” Some lady came up to me and said: “Just drank me a Natty Bo and I have to sit my kitty on the tawlet!”
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWr4fXOSLxA
Great video…that’s pretty much the way it is.
Here are a few Polaroids I took at this year’s HonFest.
omg could you imagine if tracy went to honfest?! she would so be crowned the best hon. i would DIE! too amazing.
Oh, please. The city is delusional, but not quite enough to claim beauty on its bus benches. ‘The Greatest City in America’, as they do read, only works for residents who have been institutionalized since birth. Luckily, there are quite a number of those.
My work partner claims that when he arrives at O’Hare to fly to Baltimore, he never bothers to look at his gate assignment. One need only walk down the concourse until you see the biggest grouping of freaks…and that’s the United flight to Charm City. (I’ve tried it. Really does work.)
That’s why we love it so much!
It’s about “the Believe” campaign. The city is the perfect respite from a “serious” lifestyle.
I wouldn’t mind that dumb Believe campaign if it wasn’t so funereal.