Insult Someone Shakespearean Style
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Much more clever then “Up your nose with a rubber hose”
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I got- Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young?
Can someone translate?
“I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.”
Strangely enough this still doesn’t make Shakespeare interesting :p
“You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.”