For Sale on Ebay: My Anal Virginity

Apr 20, 2011 · 1985 views

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Jake Olson, a heterosexual male from Nebraska, is “taking one in the ass for Breast Cancer Research.” The winning bidder on eBay can take his anal virginity, “preferably bent over something stable like a counter […]


  1. His parents must be really proud.

  2. What some people will go through just to come out.

  3. mododavid says:

    Who the Fuck does he think he’s kidding?!! His anal virginity is as secure as a credit default swap/financial derivative. That shit was busted before it was put on the market.

  4. I sold my Apple on eBay so I guess he can sell his Cherry to the highest bidder.

  5. Nano says:

    You’ve been had.This man does things like this all the time/A few of his listings have been on jay Leno such as this one His Facebook bloggings have a huge fan base. I’ve followed him for nearly six months now. He’s a bit crude but at times quite brilliant

  6. NiteStar says:

    The listing has been removed from eBay — it’s against their TOS/AUP/etc.

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