FOF #2428 – 12 Days of Fierceness
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You’re probably sick of that awful, repetitive song “The 12 Days of Christmas.” But what if I told you you could use that Christmas carol to turn your chilly holidays into a hot season of wild passion.
Today we’re turning up the heat by twisting the “12 Days of Christmas” into a helpful guide to getting naughty in the bedroom.
Fausto: Harvey’s last name is pronounced “Fire-Steen”, not “Fear-Steen”. But good job at matching Madonna songs to each of the 12 days. I am also looking forward to Hairspray tonight though 2 things jump out at me as problems:
1) Motormouth Mabelle is too young (this was a problem with the movie, too, even though Queen Latifah was great). MMM is supposed to have lived through the hard times and experienced racism all her life, not be some spring chicken because NBC wants the hot, young R&B artist to attract a wider audience.
And 2) Penny Pingleton is supposed to be white, and Ariana Grande does not fit the bill. But I’ll still watch because the music is so good.
1- I don’t think Motormouth Mabelle needs to be young, plus, I think Jennifer Hudson has seen a thing or two growing up in Englewood. She’s an amazing talent and she will deliver.
2- You can still be a Checkerboard Chick and be Latinx. There is prejudice everywhere.
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