Make Your Solar Eclipse Viewing Gay

Once upon time there was light in the sky, now there’s only love for the dark. Nothing we can do, total eclipse of the sun. Fausto Fernós, Marc Felion & Bonnie Tyler. Illustration: Fausto Fernós.

The 2024 Total Solar Eclipse is expected to be totally awesome, due to the event happening during a period of high solar activity. Because it’s promising to be something totally out of this world, millions of people are expected to travel to watch the fun without the sun so you better come correct.

Today we’re giving you tips and tricks on how to make the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse viewing really gay and more than just looking at the sun playing peek a boo with the moon’s shadow.

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