For Sale on Ebay: My Anal Virginity
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Jake Olson, a heterosexual male from Nebraska, is “taking one in the ass for Breast Cancer Research.” The winning bidder on eBay can take his anal virginity, “preferably bent over something stable like a counter […]
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What some people will go through just to come out.
But it includes FREE Shipping! Just don’t try to return it: “I need a new butt, this one’s got a crack in it.”
Who the Fuck does he think he’s kidding?!! His anal virginity is as secure as a credit default swap/financial derivative. That shit was busted before it was put on the market.
You’ve been had.This man does things like this all the time/A few of his listings have been on jay Leno such as this one http://item.mobileweb.ebay.com/viewitem?itemId=170630035324 His Facebook bloggings have a huge fan base. I’ve followed him for nearly six months now. He’s a bit crude but at times quite brilliant
I want my $5,000 back!
LMAO!!
The listing has been removed from eBay — it’s against their TOS/AUP/etc.