FOF #2263 – Take Our Christmas Quiz
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As they said on the Simpsons, Christmas is the season where people from all religions come together to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas is like an air raid siren during the holiday season, no matter how hard you try, it’s hard to ignore.
Today, gay Jewish rapper Big Dipper joins us to take our insane Christmas quiz. Can you guess which oddball Christmas traditions are real or just really weird?
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My favorite part was when Big dipper was begging Fausto to stop rapping!
I think Shkreli just likes buying things he can deny others; he loves exclusivity.
There are active shooter situations where you are in an enclosed space and cannot run away. Hiding, then rushing the shooter while he is reloading, is the only viable option in that situation. You cannot run away from a classroom where the shooter is unloading rounds in the front of the classroom. You cannot run away from a theater where the shooter is unloading rounds in the front of the theater. You cannot run away in an airplane. Hiding behind cars isn’t as advantageous as running away in an open space. Bullets can travel through car doors or fenders and still have lethal velocity.
Here in Italy we have a nursery rhyme for la Befana that has been updated to a dirty adult version.
Here it is:
La Befana vien di notte
come fanno le mignotte
porta doni ai più piccini
e ai più grandi fa pompini
C’è un Re Magio nel Castello
con un metro di pisello,
la Befana sopra quello
va gridando “Spingi bello”.
La Befana comes at night
like the whores do
she brings gifts to the little ones
and gives blow jobs to the big ones
There’s a Wise Man in the castle
with a meter-long cock,
La Befana on top of it
Screams “thrust it in!”
😀
WuTang-Clang…I nearly drove off the road, Fausto.