Madonna is a Grizzled Old Pop Star and Jesus Has a Shrivelled Dick
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Disclaimer: I love Madonna, I’m a fan, I respect her as a business woman and cultural provacatuer, I enjoy her music. That said… OMG! This photo of Madonna with her fresh out of the pool […]
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It’s all that Pilates, her vag muscles have grown so big she can only handle little willies.
What the hells wrong with her neck?
Who wouldn’t want to have a baby with him, even if he has a shriveled up wang?
Okay, I think she’s taken the Kabbalah thing a bit too far cause she looks like a 65-year-old Jewish grandmother in this picture.
Who take the picture of her? I assume it is fake.
But she still looks good for her age.
Its very much real and for a magazine photoshoot no less.
Ahhh, but she has all her money to console her.
She is still not happy….
Wasn’t sure if I should go with “some are show-ers and some are growers…” or “HE HAS(n’t) RISEN” so i offer you them both.
justl ike Bekham, if you’ve got a body like that, you can get away with being a grower not a show-er.
it’s grown in that pic
oh lord, no wonder she looks so disappointed (oh, news just in…. that’s not a synonym for haggard, apparently)
Jealous?! LOL
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