Bought Myself a Fancy Present, Darlins
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Hi there, darlins. Had to share somethin’ that just happened to me. Over Christmas (which, by the way, NO ONE thanked me for my thoughtful gifts!) I decided to buy myself a new slav… um… […]
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I sent you a thank you card, but it must have gotten lost under that pile of fan mail you get every day. Honestly, hire yourself a P.A. or get the Stardust to get some of those interns to sort through all the mail.
Thanks for sharing your fabulous life with us.
How about her tits? Does she like to show them off?
They are a national monument!