VIDEO: 10 Toys that Made You Gay
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How many of these toys did you have growing up as a kid? — Thanks to Pistol Pete from Lifelube!
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Lol, the Oozinator?! Can’t say I had that one… BUT I did have 1) the Michael Jackson doll 2) My buddy 3) The pogo ball.
I loved my Superman underoos!
I can’t wait for a few years to pass, and then we can include the ‘Shake-Weight’ on this list.
*eyes glaze over dreamily*
Sadly, all I had was the pogo ball!
I had none of those toys and still turned out gay.
The oozinator? OMG. “gross”….”Aweeeesome.”
i didn’t have any of these either and yup, still ended up gay. but i think i’m defective — i didn’t have these toys, i don’t like madonna/gaga/beyonce/britney/whitney etc and my fashion sense is horrible.
I think your sensibilities are impeccable Matt.
I dunno how some of these toys would turn one gay…a lot of them were pretty gender neutral to me.
I can’t help but think of the wrongness of the Michael Jackson one..i’m sorry..little boys playing with Michael Jackson!! aagh! I know its wrong but I can’t help it.
the one with the underwear was really wrong though O_O something like that would never be on TV today….
the oozinator gun…hahaha that was hilarious.
I find it hard to believe that the Jizz shooter even existed.
what about the cabbage Patch Kids dolls
I dressed up my sisters cabbage patch doll as Madonna like in this photo:
Wtf, where the hell was the Oozinator while i was growing up?! That thing looks like so much fun. I could’ve had endless fun shooting people in the face and into girls hair! :]
http://videosift.com/video/The-Oozinator-super-soaker-board-meeting
I wanted a my buddy.
I’m halfway tempted to get on ebay and get that bumblee-lion toy!
What a delightful article