FOF #748 – Teriyaki Sauced

Apr 27, 2008 · 174764 views

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Sit tight! We’ve got a drag-queen filled, delicious roller coaster ride of podcasting for you today. Sal-E’s best gal-pal Teri Yaki joins us to talk about why so many people love to claim a drag […]

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  1. Wesley says:

    That show was crazy hilarious! I laughed so hard, I almost pissed on a drag queen.

    Thanks Feast of Fools!

  2. RcktMan says:

    Oh my Chericature, that was one of the funniest shows EVER. Teri Yaki is hysterical enough, but add Sal-E and Fausto and Marc to the mix and hold on to your wigs and tiaras, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

    I’ve seen Teri about town, met her in and out of drag, and I can vouch that she is one amazingly talented, funny gal. And she can SING too. I ain’t too shabby myself, if I may say so, but Teri has some PIPES.

    I have said before and will say again, I LOVE these off-the-cuff shows where everyone just banters and laughs and has a great time.

    Seriously though, Teri, please come back again and come again SOON. Where, is up to you! Love ya, bitch, mean it.

  3. Teriyaki Unmasked with Sal-E!

    Here is the finger-tatoo moustache that Sal-E was talking about on today’s show, that supposedly Amy Armstrong has on her finger.

  4. epilonious says:

    That was a wonderful show.

    It’s always interesting to hear about drag politics… I just hope all of these ladies write tell-all memoirs… Things like “I am not myself these days” and “Disco Bloodbath/Party Monster” are pretty much the new Jacqueline Suzanne novels.

    “You show them the glitz, the glamor, the drugs the fun, and then you have them all fall into despair and peril to atone for their sinful ways. Because if these readers found out how they really turned out… they would go out and throw themselves in front of a bus” –Paper Doll.

  5. dave73 says:

    I got a good laugh out of some of the show. I can understand where you come from Teri Yaki on not wanting your family to know about you being gay & a drag queen. My mom’s side of the family are hardcore catholics, and they have major issues with it. While I don’t do drag, some of my mom’s side know I’m gay, but they are in complete denial about it, and actually want to avoid the subject completely. Never told my dad’s side of the family, but since they’re not religious, they’re likely to accept it better. They already know about my Aunt Sandy being a lesbian, coming out after 3 failed marriages. She came out while she cheated on her 3rd husband.
    And lastly, I would have loved to seen some of your past acts that you talked about, but that was before I checked out drag shows again in 2005, and my work schedule keeps me from checking out any shows anywhere in Chicago.

  6. Loved the show today. Teriyaki made a fantastic guest. The song at the end of the show was great gonna have to check them out.

  7. Tallguynb says:

    Teriyaki was a fantastic guest, guys this was one of your best shows this year, i was laughing from start to end. Keep up the great work guys and Sal E i’m glad your around more!

    Much love,
    TG

  8. PupDon says:

    Excellent show guys! One thing people tend to forget when they are so enamored with drag queens is how amazingly hot they are outside of drag. Teri and Sal are two prime examples. Woof!

    I think it’s ironic that Teri got thrown out of The Eagle because back in the day the leather and drag communities were very much entwined. Let us not forget that if it weren’t for a bunch of pissed of drag queens at the Stonewall in, we wouldn’t be able to walk down the street with our rainbow flags and leather harnesses on Pride day. In LA, the Sister of Perpetual Indulgence are as involved in the leather scene as they are in other parts of the gay community, so that still preserves the drag and leather heritage, however the traditional drag community never mixes with the leather community and that really saddens me. A few years ago a couple of leather guys got involved in the court here and claimed they were going to try to get the two communities to mix, but all they ended up doing was constantly hitting up the leather crowd to buy tickets to drag events and after a while it seemed to us that they were just looking for a revenue stream. So that ended up causing more of a divide. What a shame.

    We used to do an event in LA called “Dragging a Title Around” where they got a lot of the local leather title holders to do drag numbers for a benefit for the local food shelter. While I was not a title holder myself, I was an officer in a leather club so I was invited, along with some of my club brothers, to do a number. It was great fun and I would do it again in a heartbeat. Although, I will totally admit it was what Sal calls “booger drag”. I make a surly lookin’ woman. LOL!

    I also had to stop today’s podcast because I couldn’t stop laughing at Fausto’s story about running into the back room yelling “anyone got poppers?”. Now that’s something that needs to be put in a movie! Too funny. But you’re totally right. When people are trying to get their rocks off they hate when someone starts to laugh. Which is silly. I think there is nothing better than getting your rocks off and being able to laugh during it. I remember one time Buzz and I were in the back room of the LA Eagle doing a demo on hot wax. There was a bunch of us from the LA boys of Leather and we had Buzz and another boy sprawled out on the back bar. Well, it seems that a lot of the guys would hang out in the darkened back bar and cruise, make out, what have you, on this particular night every month. So there we are, pouring hot wax on buzz and friend while we’re just carrying on and laughing our asses off at the piggish squeals and giggles coming from them. Next thing you know, a couple of the guys that had been cruising the back bar got really pissy that we had interrupted their cruising time. But you know, the other guys joined in and we even handed them some candles and told them to join us. So you can either make the best of a situation and have a good time or you can bitch that an evening didn’t go according to your own personal plan. Who do you think had a better evening?

    Okay, I don’t have as much time to post as I used to, but y’all know when I do. It’s a doozy. 🙂

  9. SAL-E says:

    Someone say Poppers?
    Don’t get me started on them things…………….Ever have a bottle accidently break on you?
    One time I was cleaning my desk and I knocked over a bottle and OH MY GOSH…………..Let’s just say that I took advantage of that situation and I took care of business. Husband walks in and there I am with both my hands full what do I say? Join me or Take a picture! and I went about my business.

    I had so much fun on this show and I can’t wait to do another one. Can I bring my one of my best Friends aka Teri Yaki?

    Thank you for coming out to that Baby Bash.
    You missed my 5 other costume changes………..
    Tracy you will make a wonderful Mommie.

    Am I a Bottom?
    No, I am a True Gay Man who likes to take it as well as I like to give it.
    I love the SEX with the MENZ……..Long time hot sweaty sex as well as quick fix sex. There is a difference! I never leave the house with a loaded gun.

    I do not Eat at Hamberger Marys………….I rather go to REAL Resturants with real food. I do not like Fast over priced food establishments. I like a menue with options. Back to me!

    Yes, I do READ BITCHES and I like my books signed too!
    The Vampire Chronicals by Anne Rice

    Interview with a Vampire 1976
    The Vampire Lestat 1985
    Queen of the Damed 1988
    Tale of the Body Theif 1992
    Menoch the Devil 1985
    The Vampire Armand 1998
    Pandora 1998
    Vittorio the Vampire 1999
    Marrick 2000
    Bllod and Gold 2001
    Blackwood 2002
    Bllod Canticle 2003

    The last three cross over and involve the witches series
    These are the Witch series:
    The Witching Hour 1990
    Lasher 1993
    Taltos 1994

    The Erotica ones are hot too
    Exit to Eden is ok but the Sleeping Beauty series are so much better……………….

    After Anne Rice stopped doing the supernatural stuff she just went crazy and got all religious on us…….

    CAN HER SON PICK UP AND GIVE US GAY EROTICA?
    I want to hear about this one makeup artist creature thing that lives here in Chicago and does all these crazy things and wait WHY NOT ME…….HINT………….. HINT
    You want to hear a story?
    I even got PICTURES and working on video too!
    I do my OWN stunts!
    Love ya
    -SAL-E

  10. SAL-E says:

    Pupdon aka Puppy D aka
    one my Friends that is coming down for IML.
    I am so Excited and can not wait.

    One of my missions here is to mix and play with the makeup/drag world with the Leather/Rubber/Nightclub/Fetish world and the rest of my community. Still trying to get the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Started here in Chicago in hopes of opening peoples eyes, making people aware that people like me exist and are always willing to work for a cause.

    Some of my friends walk, run, get on bikes or even do marathons. To me these people are angels and I love them for making a difference. If we all work together WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
    Can we hold hands or something?
    How about a hug?
    Love ya
    -SAL-E

  11. Adam Breeden says:

    Love all your shows, this one was no exception! Thanks for all the laughs! And thanks for the kick ass coffee mug, Fausto!

  12. ColJH says:

    Kevin is such a hottie!! It’s about time he was on the show!

    One of the more recent hilarious shows. I laughed, I loved, I learned.

  13. dave73 says:

    I forgot to mention one thing to Sal-E. It was a shame that the other guys at the Eagle envied you that you enjoyed getting spanked while they got nothing. I could careless what goes on at the Eagle or at Touché. If someone’s enjoying themselves, I don’t interupt the action, regardless what it is. That’s something my ex liked, and I occasionally did it to him. If I knew you 2 would work out on that level, you and him could have a lot of fun with that. But I’m not sure if you think someone who’s about to turn 50 in early August is your type.

    As for poppers, I know what you mean on that stuff. I’ve seen the bottle break as well as getting dumped, and the scent lingers. I’ve had major head rushes when that happened when someone near me broke or spilled their bottle. I even had an acquaintaince tell me he spilled some poppers on his newspaper, and the ink just ran off the page like it was nothing. Imagine it happened on important papers! And thankyou Sal-E for giving us the definition of a Clown Fucker. I kept hearing the term, but didn’t actually know what one was. At least I know I’m not one of them.

  14. SAL-E says:

    I’m a clown……………………Just don’t touch the face!
    Love ya
    -SAL-E

  15. PupDon says:

    Awww, Sal-E, I can’t wait to see you at IML! Hug hug.

    I was looking at that photo again and couldn’t figure out why Sal’s finger mustache had eyes. Then I realized it was his septum piercing!!! LOL!

  16. Marc Felion says:

    I knew a couple who’s bottle of poppers broke on their bed and then their bed caught on fire. They threw the flaming mattress out of their second floor balcony to the street. The cops came and they luckily didn’t get fined.

  17. PupDon says:

    I heard a case of poppers fell on the floor of the vendor market at IML one year and several bottles broke. Can you imagine the throngs of horny leathermen suddenly overtaken by wafting popper fumes??? OMG!

  18. SAL-E says:

    I am the reason why little boys have to hold their Daddies hands while walking through the Market……I LIVE FOR THE EYE CANDY!
    I like to think that I am one of the Lost boys………..and it is off to Leather Leather Land.
    And My Husband does go out of town for that weekend…………….WoWhooooooooooooo.
    Love ya
    -SAL-E

  19. SAL-E says:

    Yes, I like me my Daddies……………….
    Love ya
    -SAL-E

  20. Oh I had totally forgotten about those two. HA HAAAHAAAH. But if you know them, you wouldn’t be surprised about it.

  21. [nObLe] says:

    Teriyaki you were absolutely fabulous cracked me up GREAT SHOW. Sal-E always stunning! I wish i were there so i could do my Cher b/c i do a pretty mean cher

  22. Christian83 says:

    My favourite show in april !
    Funny, crazy…just typical feastoffools.

  23. Henry says:

    goodness! Hilarious, Most definitely one of my favorite shows!
    Looking forward to more fabulousness to come.
    Keep it up..

  24. SAL-E says:

    Wait till you hear wha Happen!
    Thank you all who came out to that little Baby party.
    I had Fun…………..
    The Next one is a Super Hero Party…….
    Who will I be? WHo will I be?
    Love ya
    -SAL-E

  25. Mark Wilson says:

    Great show! Had me laughing out loud – best show in April.

  26. SAL-E says:

    Thank you all for listening and for telling a Freind all about us…..Because I know that you all have been doing your homework and at least telling a couple of Freinds all about us.
    Thank you all who have your T-shirts and Mugs as a way to spread the love and show others that we are here with you on this little plantet we call home. Yes, folks my spaceship looks like a giant Silver Bean that sits in a Chicago downtown park. Do you know what I am talking about? THANK YOU ALL for your comments they really do mean a lot to me and the gang here at the Feast of Fools. It is almost IML weekend do you have your Leather/Rubber or any other fetish gear ready? Well you better get your bar vest ready and I will see you in the Lobby and then we can go off to the market, the parties and then later the bars. How will you find me? Yes, I will be the one in the Leather but I will also have my Horns on my head. I tend to stand out even without makeup on. I will also see if I can get some sort of spot light on me too. I will be surrounded by all kinds of men and boys and LEATHER……I cannot wait!
    My count down has begun.
    Love ya
    -SAL-E

  27. Marc Felion says:

    Folks, if you want to find Sal-E at IML just look for the slings. He’ll be in one somewhere, it’s just a matter of time before you stumble upon him. Please don’t fall in. Use secure ropes and pinions and bring a friend with you. You might need a compass and bring plenty of water. Cell phones may not work if you go in too deep.

  28. SAL-E says:

    You are too funny……….Don’t you hate me Because I am POPULAR!
    Yes, Miss thang POPULAR……………….I know what BOYS LIKE, I know what guys want………….
    Green is so your color.
    Love ya
    -SAL-E

  29. I’m running a little behind! Just got to hear this show. I enjoyed hearing Teri Yaki’s story about all of her many drag characters. Hope you can have Kevin on the show again!

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